Because you like Bill Haverchuck in Freaks and Geeks

A superpowered test subject, Scarlet Witch can manipulate other people's thoughts and force them to confront their worst fears. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

When it comes to flattery, manipulation, and politics, Oswald Cobblepot can play with the best of them. See them in Gotham.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Po is a clumsy, friendly panda who likes to take it easy. But now he's expected to save the world? See them in Kung Fu Panda.

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.

A skating genius, Victor Nikiforov dazzles women and men with a single glance. But deep down he's a cheerful goof. See them in Yuri on Ice.

There's no obstacle too great for this charismatic treasure-hunter. See them in Uncharted.

Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.