Because you like Bill Haverchuck in Freaks and Geeks
Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .
Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.
She's mostly doom and gloom, but you'd get nowhere without Sadness. See them in Inside Out.
The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.
A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.
A skating genius, Victor Nikiforov dazzles women and men with a single glance. But deep down he's a cheerful goof. See them in Yuri on Ice.
There's no obstacle too great for this charismatic treasure-hunter. See them in Uncharted.
When it comes to flattery, manipulation, and politics, Oswald Cobblepot can play with the best of them. See them in Gotham.
Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.