Because you like Joe Swanson in Family Guy

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.