Because you like Yuki Cross in Vampire Knight
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.
High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.
Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.
A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.
David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.
Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.
Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.
