Because you like Jeff Greene in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

A fearless superhero, Carol Danvers always aims to go higher, further, faster. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.