Because you like Diane Chambers in Cheers

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Duck, girl, and legend: Ahiru's identities confuse even herself at times, and she often wonders which of them is truly her. See them in Princess Tutu.

The irrepressible Lucy Ricardo has never met a challenge she couldn't scheme her way into or out of. See them in I Love Lucy.

Rebecca Bunch struggles with decision making. So much so that she chases her high school boyfriend across the country to win him back. See them in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.