Because you like Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Beneath Arthur's brash demeanor lurks the heart of a compassionate future king destined to unite the five kingdoms. See them in Merlin.

Phoebe Caulfield is a wise-beyond-her-years 10-year-old with an empathetic spirit. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.