Because you like Topanga Lawrence in Boy Meets World

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Tracy Turnblad's got rhythm, and she's determined to share her dance moves with the world. See them in Hairspray.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

After Rintarou Okabe develops the Phone Microwave, some of his fantasies start to seem uncomfortably real. See them in Steins;Gate.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Regina George is teen royalty. And anything the queen bee says, goes. See them in Mean Girls.

Moving is hard for Coraline Jones; accidentally moving to a creepy mirror world just makes it harder. See them in Coraline.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.