Because you like Dylan McKay in Beverly Hills, 90210

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Nate Archibald is confident, shrewd and trying to do the right thing. But that isn't always easy on the ruthless Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Charlotte is ready to embrace connection in a strange place. See them in Lost in Translation.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.