Character Recommendations Based on C. Carwood Lipton

Bobby Singer Supernatural

Redneck ghost-hunter with a habit of playing the parent

Rocket Raccoon Guardians of the Galaxy

A get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon

Suzy Bishop Moonrise Kingdom

She's only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt

Lucille Bluth Arrested Development

She doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off

Crowley Supernatural

A really bad guy, albeit with a good sense of humor

Megara Hercules

Her sassy quips and attitude conceal her broken heart

Lisbeth Salander The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Her ability with computers is only rivaled by her dislike for people

Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds

Sadistic and self-serving, but so smart that you'd never realize it until it's too late

Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars Series

Sage Jedi who doesn't need to say much to teach you a galaxy's worth of wisdom

Gob Bluth Arrested Development

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"