Because you like Tobias Funke in Arrested Development

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

After years of being a nerdy loner, Seth Cohen can't wait to shower charm on his newfound friends. See them in The O.C..

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.