Because you like Fakir in Princess Tutu
Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.
It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.
Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.
Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.
The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.
As the hero of time, Link is reborn throughout history, always with the purpose of fighting and defeating the evil Ganon. See them in The Legend of Zelda.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
