Because you like Steve Smith in American Dad!

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.