Because you like Steve Smith in American Dad!
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.
Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.
Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.
Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.
Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.
Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.
A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.
