Because you like Klaus Heissler in American Dad!

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.