Because you like Klaus Heissler in American Dad!

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Caleb Rivers is a bad boy with a good reason for acting out. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.