Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.