Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Claudia may look young, but she is a wise and philosophical vampire, knowing of the world and the darker nature of man. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.