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Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Protecting Earth from mystical threats and training new members, Ancient One has her hands full with her latest recruit Stephen Strange. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

It's hard enough for Marta Cabrera to be part of a murder investigation, but when you can't lie? See them in Knives Out.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Tina Goldstein is better at getting the job done than following the rules. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.