Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

No one else in fsociety can hack like Elliot Alderson, but the battles being waged in his head are often more than he can handle. See them in Mr. Robot.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.