Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

Rory Gilmore usually can be found with her nose in a book and coffee in hand, talking with her mom as quickly as the words can spill out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

She's mostly doom and gloom, but you'd get nowhere without Sadness. See them in Inside Out.

Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.