Because you like Garth Algar in Wayne's World

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.