Because you like Silk Spectre in Watchmen

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

Finn pulled off the impossible: he quit life as a Stormtrooper. Unfortunately, life only got more complicated after that. See them in Star Wars Series.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Yukiteru is a reclusive observer who would rather watch life go by than participate in it. See them in The Future Diary.

Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.

Jo Wilson is an accomplished doctor who's getting over her past. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Bridget Jones is a wanton sex goddess, struggling 30-something, and semi-hot mess. See them in Bridget Jones's Diary.