Because you like Dan Dreiberg in Watchmen

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Tyler Gage is going to have to step up soon on the dance floor. Otherwise, it's back to janitorial work. See them in Step Up.

Don't underestimate Maggie Greene. She's a farm girl with a mission. See them in The Walking Dead.

Peter Pevensie shows as much courage as a child king as he did under The Blitz of London. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.