Because you like Clark Griswold in Vacation
He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Thankfully, Jenna Hamilton has her sense of humor and friends to get her through the endless torture that is high school. See them in Awkward..
Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.
Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.
Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.
A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.
Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.