Because you like James Franco in This Is the End

Loyal to his family and associates and distrustful of anyone else, Tony Soprano is a good guy to have on your side. See them in The Sopranos.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.