Because you like Julia Sullivan in The Wedding Singer

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Strong-willed Norah Silverberg isn't willing to be the goody bag at anyone's pity party. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.