Because you like Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.