Because you like Max Bialystock in The Producers

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.