Character Recommendations Based on Max Bialystock

John Dorian Scrubs

As a doctor-in-training, JD's head should be in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds

Dorothy Gale The Wizard of Oz

A down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

A phenomenal sense of smell, a weak sense of morality

Angel Angel

Was a brooding vampire *way* before Edward

Lexie Grey Grey's Anatomy

A photographic memory is just one of many skills she brings to the table as a surgeon

Esmeralda The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Her street wisdom is unparalleled

Marla Singer Fight Club

She's a hurricane of a human being, destructive and unforgettable

Mrs. Lovett Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London

Marlena Rosenbluth Water for Elephants

Confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home

Andie Walsh Pretty in Pink

If the awesome Andie is from the wrong side of the tracks, we don't want to be right