Because you like Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Cosima Niehaus loves exploring the unknown. Even her own DNA is a puzzle, waiting to be unlocked. See them in Orphan Black.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Assistant to the demanding editor-in-chief, Emily Charlton comes across as cold and insensitive. But who can blame her? See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

As the unit chief of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, Aaron Hotchner is dead serious about avenging dead people. See them in Criminal Minds.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

The pasta-loving, skirt-chasing personification of North Italy, Feliciano Vargas is decidedly a lover, not a fighter. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.