Because you like Damien Thorn in The Omen

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.