Because you like Damien Thorn in The Omen

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, Fiona Goode is a Supreme Witch who truly reigns supreme. See them in American Horror Story.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.