Because you like Holly March in The Nice Guys

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Red doesn't like to explain herself. She wants her work to do the talking. See them in Transistor.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.