Because you like Gonzo in The Muppet Movie

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.