Because you like Rick O'Connell in The Mummy

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Casey Gardner is an angsty teenage girl with quite a bit of sass that keeps getting her in trouble. See them in Atypical.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Level-headed Ian Gallagher may be focused on his goals, but he's got a mischievous side too. See them in Shameless.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.