Because you like Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

This ice queen is learning to let it go. See them in Frozen.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Pepper Potts can run a company, manage an egomaniac, and take down bad guys, all without breaking a sweat. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.