Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

Greenpeace? No, this brave eco-terrorist is waging Greenwar. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.

Clementine Kruczynski thinks that too many guys think she's a concept, or she completes them, or she's gonna make them alive. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Anyone who's said "Don't worry, it's just a dream" never met Freddy Krueger. See them in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.