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Lazy, cynical, misanthropic – Bernard is the ultimate curmudgeon

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Though cynical about the world, Shuya is caring and protective towards his friends

Michael The Good Place

An angelic architect with a whimsical worldview

Maurice Moss The IT Crowd

A dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer

Nicky Nichols Orange Is The New Black

Might seem tough, but she just wants a little love

Lloyd Dobler Say Anything

Kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves

Egon Spengler Ghostbusters

Egon prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people

Max Fischer Rushmore

President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at school and kiss his teacher

Selina Meyer Veep

Being Vice President certainly isn't enough to satisfy Selina's ego, but she'll deal with it. For now