Because you like Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .