Because you like Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

A self-professed psychopath, James kills small animals for fun. After getting bored of that, he is ready for an ambitious murder. See them in The End of the F World.

Angel is fighting as best as he can, but the disease might be too powerful for even his strong, positive energy. See them in Rent.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.