Because you like Sarah Ashburn in The Heat

A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

Misato Katsuragi is never without a beer in her hand or her pet penguin by her side. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Tamaki Suoh is always the star of the scene because he's the one making a scene. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Ace pilot Asuka Langley Soryu is confident, haughty, and a little less grown-up than she pretends to be. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Living with a curse, Kyo Sohma is sick of being treated like garbage his whole life. See them in Fruits Basket.