Because you like Izaya Orihara in Durarara!!

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

This power-hungry Time Lord calls himself the "master of all." Bonus: he has 13 lives. See them in Doctor Who.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Nick Wilde is sly like a fox. And not just because he is one. See them in Zootopia.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.