Because you like Seth Brundle in The Fly

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.