Because you like Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Anya Jenkins has a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.