Because you like Armand Goldman in The Birdcage

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.