Because you like Captain Haddock in The Adventures of Tintin

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Raven Reyes may be a deliquent, but she's also the youngest zero-gravity mechanic who fixed a 130-year old escape pod to make it through the descent to Earth. See them in The 100.

After several hundred years of shutting himself out from the rest of the world, Japan's not used to dealing with nations, See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.