Because you like Gary Johnston in Team America: World Police

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone and prefers it that way. See them in Ice Age.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.