Because you like Gary Johnston in Team America: World Police

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.