Because you like Yvaine in Stardust

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Effy Stonem is cool and collected with a wry smile on her face and a cigarette between her lips. See them in Skins.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

Misaki Nakahara is keeping tabs on her newest project: recluse Tatsuhiro Sato. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.