Because you like England in Axis Powers Hetalia

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Roxie Hart can shoot for the stars even from behind bars. See them in Chicago.

Always headed towards adventure, Goku is frequently with a band of loyal companions at his side. See them in Dragon Ball.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.