Because you like Gordie Lachance in Stand By Me

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Sasuke's quest for vengeance is above all else. See them in Naruto.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Imperator Furiosa is a badass patriarchy toppler. She'll do anything to secure a better, freer future for the women she cares for. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.

Helpful and courageous, Kirby is a playful, fun-loving little guy. See them in Kirby.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.