Because you like Alien in Spring Breakers

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Though she can seamlessly flit between glamorous identities, Sydney Prosser is more vulnerable than she pretends to be. See them in American Hustle.

Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.