Because you like Donkey in Shrek

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Fiery and adventurous, Amy Pond is the sort of woman you'd want by your side on a journey through time and space. See them in Doctor Who.

Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Khan Noonien Singh is super strong, super smart, and out for revenge. He always seems to be two steps ahead of his enemies. See them in Star Trek Into Darkness.

Despite Norman Bates' typically kind and shy personality, he is also prone to occasional violent outbursts. See them in Bates Motel.